Zeta, our poor Cyan Smiley Hero ^®, has just defeated the Evil Wizard ©, and was looking forward to a quiet respite on a balmy beach when, suddenly, a beam came from the skies and struck... him her it.

When the beam faded away, nothing was left of poor Zeta to his onlooking Smiley-friends...

Zeta woke up to find himself in a strange, colorful land. Everything looked round and neat; even Zeta himself found himself with hands and feet where he'd been a floating (if adorable) head before.

In the distance, a great tower loomed. It was his only clue, and so began his trek...